Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Loathing....Unadulterated.....LOATHING!

Ants- I know God has a reason for making things and that all things have a purpose. But, why oh why, ants? Are they that important to the circle of life? Since the age of 0, I have been seriously and almost fatally allergic to the little stinkers. My parents have told me that I toddled right into an ant bed when I was 1ish and ended up in the ER with a serious "issue". And, of course, I would live in Alabama. It only makes sense that I live in the ant capitol of the world. Yay.

On another note let me now switch to the silver lining and say "thanks" to the makers and inventors of Benedryl. Without you my daily routine would be constantly interrupted by the pesky biting and chewing and stinging things of L.A. I appreciate and salute you, Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride!